150 posts calls for a celebration.

and by celebration i mean a post that involves no thinking on my part.

i was forwarded this email from one of my faves and i wanted to share a couple of these funnies to make tuesday just that much better.

Dear Snooki,
GET BACK TO WORK!
Sincerely,
Willy Wonka

Dear Ugly People,
You’re welcome.
Sincerely,
Alcohol

Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely,
Nail Salon Ladies

Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea… Just kidding! 
They’re all dead.
Sincerely,
BP

Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. 
You piece of shut.
Sincerely,
Every iPhone user

Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that door for the both of us.
Sincerely,
Jack
P.S. You let go.

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5:00.
Sincerely,
Unicorns

Dear Yahoo,
I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it…” 
just saying…
Sincerely,
Google

Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can’t touch this.
Sincerely,
That Little Triangle

Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely,
God

how good are those?!

i hope you are having a great tuesday. i am being SO productive at work today.

can’t. stop. won’t. stop.

5 Comment

  1. hilarious, thanks for the laugh!

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  2. I got an e-mail once with some of these and died of laughter!!! I haven't seen a few that you've posted here…like the iPhone one. HAHAHA. Thanks for the laugh. Love this! xo

  3. omg- these seriously made me laugh out loud!!

  4. hahahahaa!!!! i love it!

  5. hahahahaha one of the funniest things i've read in while. some of those really got me 🙂 haha!!

    thanks for sharing, seriously.

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