found nemo. thank god.

i found out something about myself last night.

when i cry. the flood gates open.

and by flood gates, i mean i get a nose bleed to rival all nose bleeds.


i thought i was going to die. for reals.

i think it was because all that salted water was being held hostage by those emotion stealers. and last night those stealers got kicked in the gonads. ha.

without giving away ANYthing about me. i cried last night. things are ok with me.

nemo just got lost. and a good cry was needed.

news flash.

i just googled if it was normal.

BAD idea.

two answers.

1. totally normal. something about blood vessels. increased blood flow. lots of blood. yada yada.

2. it’s probably a tumor. [no other explanation]


if it happens again i will go to the hospital. promise.

which reminded me of one of my all time favorite youTube videos.

11 Comment

  1. are you sure you're ok? it sounds a bit serious. i mean, i know how WebMD always makes it seems so benign.

  2. oh my. never ever ever look up things online. i have had about 201 near-death experiences. most of them ending up to be the common cold.

  3. I HATE google. It freaks me out and I swear I have some disease! Argh!!! And that video was good. I like his serious face!!

  4. I love self diagnosing on WebMD. It's kind of a problem. Recently I've decided I have Celiac disease and need to try a gluten free diet. Have I done it yet? Hell no. Pasta a bread are just too good as is. Why take out what's probably the best part? Also, that is still one of the funniest YouTube videos ever. I have no idea how many times I've watched it, but it never gets old.

    -Frances @ Keynotes

  5. Crying is good for you, sometimes google isn't. don't do the google.

  6. It's totally cool, I have a tumor too – his name is Ezekiel. (What, if we're going to be stuck with each other he might as well have a proper name to address him with)

  7. Omg I love that video, anytime someone says blood, that boy pops into my head and I cant help but say it how he does. I love the dad.

  8. hold up. i'm confused. what happened??? other than your nost bleeding, i mean…


  9. I seriously quote this video all.the.time. Poor guy- he's truly freaked out!

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