hey. you guys.
you are going to either be impressed or disgusted.
i, personally, am impressed.
i wanted to see what my tally would be for this weekend. so i kept my handy dandy notebook [blue’s clues..anyone??] next to me and i will let it speak for itself.
and i hope you notice the bud heavy. because some people doubted me.
my favorite part about all this is that i was pretty much sober after all this.
i kept to my plan and ate food and drank water. it was glorious.
my favorite drink of the weekend: the shotgunned bud light. you know why? well first: every beer taste better when it’s shotgunned. research has been done. second: it was at 3:15. day drinking=awesome. lastly: it was opened with a thumb. no, not the top. the bottom. where normal people use keys to open the bottom [the part that aerates it] my friend USED JUST HIS THUMB. it is the ultimate party trick. if you don’t know what i am talking about. you have never shotgunned a beer. therefore, you have never lived. no pictures will be posted of this.
i spent the weekend enjoying my friends. and the taste of good beer and car bombs. which btw…don’t order an irish car bomb in an irish pub. it’s rude. think about it.
the NCAA screwed my weekend though. next year i am picking all upsets and i bet i’d win. i should learn that it never goes as planned.
anyone else’s bracket go into the shitter?
what did you accomplish this weekend??