i. am. awesome.

as annahita pointed out, i should take this opportunity to brag about how awesome i am.

[she didn’t really say that]

but she urged me to write about bartending class. so if it is boring….blame her.

if you love it….yay, i AM awesome.

so last night was my first day of school. i have to admit, packing up my backpack was kind of fun. only my backpack was my purse and i only put a pencil in there. [details]

i didn’t really know what to expect outside of the little time i spent there last week watching a class.

let’s just say….it was amazing.

i have always wanted to be a bartender but never really thought i could pull it off. i mean, i think we both know that i don’t take myself seriously. so having to make drinks for people i don’t know kind of made me nervous. could i do it without laughing in their face when some douchebag orders a vodka cranberry? i mean, maybe you should just order a shirley temple. same amount of alcohol.

anyway, i rocked it last night.

so tonight we learn 20 more drinks. i think we are supposed to know 160 by the end of the class. which means i guess i can’t focus on work anymore with all these recipes going on in the noggin. [there isn’t a whole lot more room left in there]

so i will now be taking reservations for my skills. you just let me know when and where. but you owe travel. and hosting. and booze. i just show up. kapesh?

3 Comment

  1. Ah! Awesome! How do you get into a bartending class? SO Jealous. And you are awesome. Annahita is lame. =P

  2. Badass! I'm a stage 5 klutz, so I'm pretty sure no one would hire me as their bartender for fear of having to shovel out thousands of dollars for glass replacements… but that's super exciting! Congrats on rockin it. You should start sharing your recipes on here, pretty please? I want your best twist on a vodka cranberry 😉

  3. hey now… dont be knocking the vodkacrans… if they are made right (ahhem, take not miss future bartender) they have plenty of alcohol to get the job done!

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