i’ve got nothing hilarious to tell you this morning so i am not going to try.
so i decided to give you a recipe. and a funny picture.
my sister told me she was making chicken salad this one time. and i barfed a little in my mouth.
because i hate [HATE] mayo. you guys knew this.
but then i got sad because it sounded SO good.
so i put my thinking cap on and decided i could make do with something else.
don’t barf yet. give me a sec.
the [i hate mayo] chicken salad
1 rotisserie chicken chopped [i also don’t touch raw meat]
1 bunch of red grapes halved
1 handful of chopped dill
1 single serving of greek yogurt [i don’t use fat free. go for the real deal]
2-3 big stalks of celery chopped
handful of slivered almonds [if you are allergic..please leave these out]
squirt of lemon juice [real or out of the squeeze thing]
salt and pepper to taste
just throw it all in a bowl and let is chill in the fridge.
SO easy. and so delicious without mayo.
toast up some bread and eat it.
|and put a stache on your sister’s dog. just for good measure.|
i basically replace everything that says mayo with greek yogurt. tuna salad is also a good variation.
try it. tell me what you think.